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You're Invited
Low · Slow · Bring a Chair
When
Saturday
[Date TBD] · 2:00 PM
Where
The Backyard
[Address shared after RSVP]
Dress Code
Stretchy Pants
You'll understand later.
Vibe
Pitmaster Casual
Leave the judgment at home.
The Menu
Est. 2026 · Backyard Edition
Served family-style 'til it's gone. Pitmaster's choice. No substitutions.
Texas-style with Beat that Meat Beef rub. Fatty or lean — just ask.
Plate ribs, pepper-heavy rub with Beat that Meat Beef rub, rendered fat, massive flavor. First-come, first-served.
Pork butt hit with the Make Her Squirt Fill My Butt · Sweet Cheeks peach injection, rubbed, smoked, pulled by hand. Piled on a potato bun with Carolina style vinegar slaw.
St. Louis cuts, dry rub, cherry glaze in the last stretch. Bite through, not fall off.
Middle eastern-style: 12 hour yogurt-marinated chicken with spices, grilled hot on skewers.
Cubed pork belly, smoked, tossed in brown sugar and glaze, caramelized back on the pit. Candy with a pulse.
Thin-smashed patties with lacy crispy edges, griddled onions, house burger sauce, on toasted potato buns.
Slow-braised with smoked pork, apple cider vinegar, and a little heat. Pot-likker worth sopping.
Brisket, rib meat, pork butt, and burnt ends all thrown in. Slow-cooked with a splash of Pop My Cherry glaze.
Vinegar-forward, crunchy. On the sandwich or beside it — your call.
Skillet-crisped edges. Whipped honey butter on the side.
Bread-and-butter, dill spears, pickled onions, hot peppers.
Cast iron cobbler, vanilla ice cream, zero self-control.
Nilla wafers, whipped cream, made the morning of.
Local beer, seltzers, Topo Chico. Help yourself.
Brewed strong, served over crushed ice.
House-batched, dangerously drinkable. Pace yourself.
Veg & allergies? Let us know on the RSVP. — The Pitmaster
What We Need
Meats are on us. Here's what would make the party: claim something below when you RSVP.
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Lock it in so we know how much meat to pull. Cutoff is one week before.
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Bring your stretchy pants.